aaaaand cue lightbulb

Andrea: "the question I hate the most is 'why are you single?' because it's really the question of 'so what's wrong with you?' "

friend:

you're single because guys are like, "heeeeey."






and one girl is like, "ohmigosh someone is talking to me!!!! we are gonna get married!"






and then the bitches are like, "playa, get the fuck out."






but you, you're just like, "whatever....






....I'm gonna go take a picture of myself on my iPhone now."






so that's why.