21 May 2010

may be clever like a fox.

have you heard?

"transformers 3" will be fox-less. how will they ever find another hot brunette to purse her lips, zip up a leather jacket, wear fake eyelashes in the middle of a frickin' desert, and crawl all over shia?

oh no, megan!

i have no idea how they will find someone else to work with michael bay-- since he " 'wants to be like Hitler on his sets'" and is " 'hopelessly awkward'"-- and find a "suitable replacement" for a girl who starred opposite lindsay lohan in "confessions of a teenage drama queen" in her only film prior to transformers. let's hope the "'quieter films'" you dream of don't land you back on "hope & faith." oh wait, that TV show was canceled.
at the end of the day, megan, you're still hot. i wish you the best of luck.
...and really really really hope bay chooses olivia wilde next!

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