why i hate people
scenario one
fat lady says, "oh, i'm sorry. i never stand in line. i'm so bad at it."
really, you are bad at standing in line? you don't say anything or do anything other than stand. in. line. please tell me you didn't drive here.
scenario two
kid: mom, can we get these [yogurts on sale]? 50 cents.
mom: we can't afford it.
really, you're holding a grande starbucks drink and you have a manicure, you selfish b.
scenario three
the book called virgin sex staring at me from the library bookshelf in the teen section.
really, taking it up the butt is, like, so pure.
to be continued, guaranteed...
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