Modeled after Jana's Facebook status:
Prince: hey.
Me: hey.
Prince: I am educated, witty, and enjoying doing x, y, and z. I would love to hang out with you but I also want my own space and me-time in our relationship.
Me: awesome. I too am educated, very sarcastic, and silly. Will you be goofy with me?
Prince: absolutely. And I really want to travel and live life so I hope you're not baby-hungry.
Me: no way! I want to see new places with someone I love and create memories. A little mischeif-making is always fun...
Prince: I love that you have a full-time job with benefits and 401k, because I do too!
Me: I love that you have your own place just like me.
Prince: I hope you don't mind that I'm a little mysterious...not the psycho kind. I would never call you a stupid bitch or tell to your friends and family to go fuck themselves and I would never leave you...no matter how mad I get. I would never flake on you just because. My life is an open book; I've made mistakes that I've learned from, and I would never hide anything from you that you need to know.
Me: I can be kind of morbid.
Prince: me too! I call it being "realistic" and recognizing that life totally blows sometimes.
Me: wow.
Prince: oh and I think you are pretty.
Me: totes.
Prince: let's go on a picnic and talk and play--and at the end of the day, I will hold you until you fall asleep. I will be your best friend and you will never again be alone.
....WHY IS THIS SO FRICKIN HARD?!!!!
4 comments:
because you're damn near impossible to live with get over yoruself
Whoever said that should fuck themselves...if they have a problem they can contact me at 2084406575...ass clown...i
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