things I observed and learned recently:
- if you yell loud enough, you will eventually get your way. especially if you're a b word.
- so-called "evil" tastes a lot like sour cherry.
- if you're really lucky and blessed with a fast metabolism, you can eat a hot pocket every day for lunch AND an entire package of Oreos and not weigh 400 lbs. or you can just do crack.
- apparently a little pain-- perhaps a fist to your "olives," if you are male-- can greatly alter 1) your model bone structure as evidenced by your drivers license photo, 2) your approximate physical age as also evidenced by the DMV photographer, and 3) your fashion sense.
- children never lie. unless, of course, you threaten immediate termination of a cell phone. which, by the way, only works if said threats happen before the child confers with other parent first and decides upon an alternate, differing course of action.
- some people still believe in the controlling mind powers of the transgender community to cause embarassing Freudian slips of the tongue.
- blogs dedicated only to exposing the good things in life just simply can't exist. impossible. nada.
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